The Penis Complex

Let me start this off by saying, this is not a reflection of how extremely proud I am of anything that has ever been said about my own worldly worshiped sexual organ.  It is merely a reflection of opinions and facts that I have discovered over the years referencing the male sexual organ…..the penis.

First let me say that based on many factors the penis has to be the number 1 loved sexual organ.  Just for the fact that when erect it takes on the shape of the number 1 is enough to say it is number 1.  Then you have the fact that in some cultures they actually worship the cock.  You will find large statues of the male penis where the women go to worship it, praying for fertility and the promise of a great sex life.  Along with that a lot of cultures believe the penis from certain animals will also give them virility or an increase in their own width or length.  So when you have an organ that is worshiped like a God, yeah I’d say it puts it at the top as the number 1 organ.

Now lets, look at some other factors.  Unless you are one of those men who God played a cruel joke on with a tiny penis most men have an average to large size penis, one that is very fulfilling for a woman (If used correctly).  Unfortunately there are too many men who don’t know what their doing and they’ve had the damn thing their whole lives.  The fact that it grows when aroused is another reason to say it is the number 1 sexual organ out there.

Women love to play with it, even when it isn’t aroused.  They are amused by it, aroused by it and a lot of women even desire to know what it’s like to have one.  I have heard more than once how the woman (not naming names) would like to know what it’s like to be the invader instead of the invaded.  Most women (excluding women who are straight lesbian) love to feel it in them.  They love riding it, being pounded by it, sucking it, stroking it, doing whatever they can think of to it and to have more than one at once, well it can be heaven on earth for some women.

Then there is the male perspective.  It’s a sense of power having a cock.  You are the invader, conquering the sea of flesh and throats.  When that release happens it’s like mounting a flag on the moon, I have conquered this land and I shall call it “Gimmemorecock”.  We as males can hold it, grip it, stroke it (sometimes even needing two hands), beat it, do what we know it likes.  We learned self love before we learned anything about sex itself.  Standing there in front of a woman, naked, with an erection, and a smile, as if to say, “you know it baby, try and swallow THAT!”  We are proud of our manhood (those of us not cursed with a small one) and will gladly show that puppy off any opportunity we can.  Then when our women go and brag about it to their friends, to make them jealous of what they have and their friends don’t, yes I would say that says, number 1 organ right there.  It’s also probably why even some men like penis too.

Now I’m sure there are some of you that are disappointed this post does not have any photos.  I considered it but then I realized that if I added a bunch of photos of my man meat, not only would my wife not be too happy with me, I may just end up with a few REAL fan mail letters like the ones in my posts and well I don’t want that now do I.  So your stuck looking at your man penis and if that isn’t very thrilling for you, looking at your porn, because magically they are all at least 10 inches long in the porn industry and gaze in wild wonder at the number 1 most loved organ out there.

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55 thoughts on “The Penis Complex

  1. ekisjan

    Not to piss on your parade, but I have read an article a while back, where this guy proudly told the world he had a small penis. What made it more interesting, was that his smoking hot wife told the same mag that he KNOWS how to use that small penis to keep her satisfied.
    And whilst society at large may worship at the altar of dick, without a woman your dick is merely good enough to piss with and jack off with.

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        1. radaronelson Post author

          True and no matter how many chose not to engage in sex with a male there are tons who can’t get enough. Now in the spirit of this post it was truly meant as nothing more than a joke.

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          1. ekisjan

            Uhhhhh… not to start a bout of WordPress fisticuffs here: BUT I KNOW ITS A JOKE!!! It is you after all… Sorry. Fridays have always been my grumpy days…

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            1. radaronelson Post author

              I apologize. Your initial comments sounded serious so I took that as you thought I was being serious with my post. And with the comment made by the other individual just before you made yours, I was getting the feeling I didn’t write it the way I intended.

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    1. radaronelson Post author

      I apologize if this offended you and read as if I was serious. The entire post was meant as one big joke. I thought I wrote it in such a way that it would be taken that way. Again I apologize.

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      1. ekisjan

        Nah. Look. No worries. For some or other daft reason I am in a very serious mood this morning. I guess I should have realized on who’s blog I was reading. And in all honesty, my reaction was a bit knee jerk.

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        1. radaronelson Post author

          It’s cool. My original intent was to post this and have my wife post one on how the pussy is the number 1 organ but like I said in my other comment with the individuals comment prior to yours that was very serious and yours I got the feeling it wasn’t being taken how I intended and I certainly don’t want people thinking the same of her. It’s all good as long as you knew I was just joking.

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              1. ekisjan

                I read that, and I meant to comment on it. But with the mood I am in, she might interpret them as fighting words…

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                    1. radaronelson Post author

                      Honestly, and I don’t say this to brag, make her look bad or me good or anything. I would. There is a reason I have a black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do and used to teach self defense and it wasn’t to look cool.

                    2. ekisjan

                      Okay then. Other Random Question: Do you think you can take Dolph Lundgren then? 🙂 Sorry. I am bored. WIll stop now

          1. Shannygirl

            Like I told you this morning though.. I do not believe the pussy is the number 1 organ.. or the breast or the almighty dick… it’s the brain.. sorry to burst your bubble..

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                1. radaronelson Post author

                  Okay, I know there are times a person can be so deep it feels like they penetrate the brain, then of course there is the ever popular skull fucking, and even sticking it in the ear but that’s still not having sex with the brain. You have tittie fucking, anal, hand jobs, blow jobs, and some even put it in the groove of the back of the knee or use their feet but I have never heard of anyone having sex with the brain, unless they are necrophiliacs and even then they tend to stick to the “normal” areas.

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  2. Shannygirl

    I will say that if I had to step into a ring w/ Rob.. he would win.. simply because since I have lost the weight, I’ve lost strength.. plus my shoulder is so bad now I can’t even hardly brush my hair on the left side… BUT.. being a survivor of domestic violence and knowing what i know.. if he was the type to hit a woman… and this scenario went down.. I’d wait til after.. when he went to sleep… then I’d clock the shit out of him with a frying pan/baseball bat whatever.. pick my kids and purse up and be out the fucking door.

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  3. saved in drafts

    I would LOVE to have my own penis (I mean one attached to me not the one originally belonging to my husband. I have asked him if he would swap with me for just one day and he said no – not even for an hour…i dont know whether this is some kind of rejection towards my lady bits or whether he just knows what i would do with it if i had it….i would honestly wank all day long, id run in front of the tv and smack it across hubbys face….I would stick it in everything, plug sockets, toilet rolls, doughnuts….mix drinks with it, stir paint…just because i could. Id do the helicopter and the floating towel trick. Id see what it was like to wee standing – and aim wherever i wanted. I would write my name in the snow….

    I grab hubbys all the time, I cant help it – I must just be a pervert when it comes to him but its got to the point where I have to stop it because I grit my teeth so much it hurts (like when you see something really cute and you want to pinch it… but a penis…and i want to squeeze the shit out of it and grit my teeth at the same time)

    They facinate me, I know some guys say the same about boobs but I think thats different- I wish I had a penis for a day

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    1. radaronelson Post author

      See like I said women want one. LOL And it is the same about boobs but I say it about boobs and vagina’s and if I had both I’d never leave the bedroom LOL

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  7. virginiallorca

    Brag if you wish, but I feel most
    The fact that the organ is external gives men an adorable sense of vulnerability they never own. See “codpiece” “sporran” etc. I wrote the book on that.

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  8. Lavinia

    So, I had a hard day today. I came home, opened a beer (for the preservatives, you know, they keep me young) and decided to read some funny blogs. Jiggly bits sent me here and boy, don’t I have a blast! Beer and penis talk, I like ending my hard days doing it like a dude. Thanks for the laugh, it was simply hilarious. I am so sharing this, more people people need to read it:)

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  11. virginiallorca

    The statues and idols are there to assure at least one penis somewhere will stay hard enough long enough to continue to propagate the human race by leaving an offering, hopefully viable, at the altar of femininity. I wrote the book on that one.

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