In the on-going FAKE fan-mail saga, it has become apparent I have attracted another psycho chick and she isn’t going away anytime soon. So here is my fake reply to that fake fan mail.
Dear Psycho Lady,
You are fucking nuts. I don’t know what plane you fell from but you did some serious damage to your head. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! Threaten my life one more time and I will have you arrested. Threaten to lock me in your basement again and I will have you arrested. Send me anything of yours again and I will have you arrested. Come on my property again and I will have you arrested. Come near any of my family and I will have you arrested. If you can’t figure out the theme here let me break it down for you….I will have you arrested.
Sending me your blood is insane and the fact you said you were on your period, which I didn’t need to know, I can only assume the blood you sent was from that and not from a cut you made or anything else. That is just wrong on so many different levels.
You need help. You are mental. As for the no-contact order, your damn right I believe it can keep us apart because if you break it, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED! I do not want to see your basement, your bondage equipment, your sex toys, your panties, your bras, your lingerie, your blood, your body, or even you. Stay the fuck away and don’t ever contact me again you disturbed, sick, insane, lunatic, fuck.