Uncomfortable Flirting

Introducing Traci Lords

Introducing Traci Lords (Photo credit: Joe Shlabotnik)

I flirt, my wife, flirts.  I have had plenty of women flirt with me and it’s never really been a big deal.  However, something happened a few years ago that I never thought would ever happen to me and honestly I have to say it made me uncomfortable and not much does.  Now I already blogged in my post “Hot For Teacher” about when we were teenagers having a thing for a teacher or another adult.  As a teenager you think nothing of it.  As an adult, your mindset changes, at least for some, and the thought of being with a teenager becomes something that aside from not being socially acceptable, uncomfortable to think about.  Especially if you have children of your own.  The following is a true story that happened to me several years ago.

I had a teen a couple years ago flirt with me and I was so shocked by this I had no idea how to react.  My step-son was not doing what he should be in school, he was in 8th grade, and so I decided one day I was going to sit in every one one of his classes with him.  Boy was I in for a surprise.  First we need to stop putting hormones in our foods because these girls are looking way older then their age.  They are 13 and looking 18.  That’s just wrong and asking for trouble.  So anyway, I go in, and I’m in my short sleeve shirt so most of my tattoos are showing.  I’m talking to his teacher explaining why I am there and get ready to take a seat in the back when this girl comes up and asks who I am.  I tell her and then she says that she really likes my tattoos.  Now, under normal circumstances I would know when a woman starts talking to me about my tattoos she is flirting but this girl is 13 maybe 14 so I figure there is no way that’s what she is doing.  She’s to young to know that move.

So I kinda shrug it off and go sit down.  Throughout the class I catch her looking back at me which I thought was odd.  Near the end of class they got into groups to read or something and she decides she wants to talk more and asks what I do.  At the time I was still in the Air Force so I told her and she just keeps asking more questions and talking to her friends, whispering about me having tattoos etc.  Now I didn’t really catch on at the time but in next class, history, I’m in the back again, and she is 2 desks in front with a friend.  A one point I hear the two giggling and looking back at me.  I’m thinking great I have two 13 year old’s making fun of me.  Then all of a sudden she takes a  plastic spoon that she had and grabs the handle and puts it in her mouth and starts making the “blow job” motion with it, and then they both look back at me again then at each other and start giggling.  Well now I’m really uncomfortable and I realize this girl has been flirting the entire time.  It took her being obvious to figure it out.  Needless to say I was embarrassed.  About 5 mins later her teacher saw her and took the spoon away but that didn’t stop her and her friend from putting lipstick on, giggling with each other, and constantly eyeballing me and smiling.

The next couple of classes she wasn’t in but his last class she was and she happened to sit right in front of me.  I’m thinking great this is really going to be uncomfortable and what happens if she says something and I turn her down then she gets mad and claims I said something when I really didn’t?  Then I’m really in trouble.  So I’m just praying she doesn’t talk to me.  True to form, she continues to look over her shoulder at me.  At one point her teacher asked her a question and she couldn’t answer, that’s when her teacher said that if she had her textbook open and wasn’t constantly turning around in her seat she would know the answer.  Now I’m really embarrassed because that means the teacher saw her constantly staring at me.

Needless to say when school was over I got the Hell out of there.  I know what it’s like to be a teen and like an older adult but I never did what she did to show it.  I went home and was totally freaked out and told my wife.  Of course she laughed at me but for me that has never happened before by a kid.  By adult women, yes but never by a 13 year old girl or even a 16 or 17 year old girl.  I think to this day I am still traumatized by that.

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37 thoughts on “Uncomfortable Flirting

  1. ekisjan

    I am trying to come up with something to say, but I can seriously not. Thirteen years old and she’s already trained on how a blowjob is done?
    Wow. GI Joe never covered that at the end of one of their shows.
    Maybe I am just getting old

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    1. radaronelson Post author

      No G.I. Joe didn’t and I watched that cartoon all the time, though my dad’s porno’s did and I watched them when no one was around all the time too so it doesn’t surprise me she knows, it just surprised me she was so blatant about it and the fact that I was the object of her flirting.

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      1. ekisjan

        Subtlety is not everyones forte, I am afraid. This older lady tried to “Seduce” me when I was something life fifteen or so. She also had the same subtelty as yelling “Fuck YOU” in church…

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      1. ekisjan

        Yeah, I thought about this and realized my generation were no bunch of angels themselves. But at the age of 13 the only thing they should be sucking are lollipops, the kind you get in a candy store, and not someone’s pants…

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  2. ngenghou1962

    LOL! Why were you traumatized by that? Thought you should feel flattered? It’s ok if you didn’t harbor any evil intentions! Maybe I should start having tattoos !

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  3. ramblingsfromamum

    That my friend is how it is .. young innocence with scanty tops showing waists, low pants showing a G (as in G string) work with me here) heavy make -up, hormones surging. No wonder a lot get themselves into trouble. I am in no way a prude when I say this, but there is no need for the teenagers to dress or act this way – they have years to do that! 😉
    Next time a ‘youngen’ mentions your tatts laddy – run!!!! 🙂

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    1. radaronelson Post author

      LOL, yea I thought so too. Those of us who have been around a while and remember when she was in the business will get the pic, the younger folks may not.

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  4. Shannygirl

    Let me clarify something to everyone.. I by no means was laughing at the 13 yr old’s actions.. that is sad.. what I did laugh at was his bright red face. If you knew my husband you’d know how easy it is to make him blush and it’s just so darn cute!

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  5. AMDS

    Take it as a compliment to your blogging ability and openness that we were laughing a little from this post. That would be a very uncomfortable situation indeed. I’m glad to know you survived it.

    -April w/AMDS

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  6. The Laughing Duck

    Funnily enough a couple days ago I watched an interview with Andy Biersack from Black Veil Brides and his friend Matt Good from D.R.U.G.S was sharing a story bout an underage fan girl jumping on stage and kissing him smack on the lips, all the while he just thought ‘cool.. I hope I don’t get arrested for this.” – the exact words Andy labeled him as was ‘accidentally rapist’. Welcome to the club. But lord knows the kids are ridiculous nowadays, I peer tutor grade 9’s and feel like a puny gr 7 listening and watching them.

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    1. radaronelson Post author

      You know I remember being that age, I remember being 16, hence my blog about Hot For Teacher. So I know what it’s like being a teenager and having a thing for an adult. I really do get it but when you become that adult that is the object of the teens affections its different. Something changes. Now your worried about going to jail and all that stuff. Not to mention you just can’t imagine yourself as someone who a teen would be attracted too.

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      1. The Laughing Duck

        Hahaha, man this post just cracks me up; any chance to take all this attention as flattering? I like tattoos 😮 contributing to your uncomfortable flirting and possibly asking for a virtual murder from your wife .

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        1. radaronelson Post author

          She wasn’t worried about it she just thought it was funny at how embarrassed I was and how red my face turned when I told her about it. I love tattoos too. The more a woman has the better I say. Piercings too. Especially in the right places. I expect the flirting over my tattoos and piercing from adult women, I was just not expecting it from a 13 yr old. Took me by surprise that one.

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          1. The Laughing Duck

            Alright, please stand court for me when my mother sues me for rebelling and looking like ‘those people’ when I finally accomplish all the body jewelry and art that it’s time to let the cat out the bag. Thanks (‘:

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  7. Sex, Spirit, Soul Mates and Chocolate....Ivonne's Journey

    At least you had the sense to ignore him. That’s why a lot of men find themselves in jail and in trouble with the law. I have to bring up this issue when I am training young guys to work for me. Yes, teen age girls will flirt with a good looking guy. And if you flirt back mom or dad will put in a complaint. I tell them it’s best to ignore them and carry on as if you did not see or hear what they had to say.—Do not engage—’cause that’s when the trouble starts……

    Good post on bringing up this issue. Best thing you could do is to talk to your daughter about this issue and warn her about flirting because not all men have the moral compass that you do.

    Flirting is very dangerous for young girls and can lead to rape.

    ivonne

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