I flirt, my wife, flirts. I have had plenty of women flirt with me and it’s never really been a big deal. However, something happened a few years ago that I never thought would ever happen to me and honestly I have to say it made me uncomfortable and not much does. Now I already blogged in my post “Hot For Teacher” about when we were teenagers having a thing for a teacher or another adult. As a teenager you think nothing of it. As an adult, your mindset changes, at least for some, and the thought of being with a teenager becomes something that aside from not being socially acceptable, uncomfortable to think about. Especially if you have children of your own. The following is a true story that happened to me several years ago.
I had a teen a couple years ago flirt with me and I was so shocked by this I had no idea how to react. My step-son was not doing what he should be in school, he was in 8th grade, and so I decided one day I was going to sit in every one one of his classes with him. Boy was I in for a surprise. First we need to stop putting hormones in our foods because these girls are looking way older then their age. They are 13 and looking 18. That’s just wrong and asking for trouble. So anyway, I go in, and I’m in my short sleeve shirt so most of my tattoos are showing. I’m talking to his teacher explaining why I am there and get ready to take a seat in the back when this girl comes up and asks who I am. I tell her and then she says that she really likes my tattoos. Now, under normal circumstances I would know when a woman starts talking to me about my tattoos she is flirting but this girl is 13 maybe 14 so I figure there is no way that’s what she is doing. She’s to young to know that move.
So I kinda shrug it off and go sit down. Throughout the class I catch her looking back at me which I thought was odd. Near the end of class they got into groups to read or something and she decides she wants to talk more and asks what I do. At the time I was still in the Air Force so I told her and she just keeps asking more questions and talking to her friends, whispering about me having tattoos etc. Now I didn’t really catch on at the time but in next class, history, I’m in the back again, and she is 2 desks in front with a friend. A one point I hear the two giggling and looking back at me. I’m thinking great I have two 13 year old’s making fun of me. Then all of a sudden she takes a plastic spoon that she had and grabs the handle and puts it in her mouth and starts making the “blow job” motion with it, and then they both look back at me again then at each other and start giggling. Well now I’m really uncomfortable and I realize this girl has been flirting the entire time. It took her being obvious to figure it out. Needless to say I was embarrassed. About 5 mins later her teacher saw her and took the spoon away but that didn’t stop her and her friend from putting lipstick on, giggling with each other, and constantly eyeballing me and smiling.
The next couple of classes she wasn’t in but his last class she was and she happened to sit right in front of me. I’m thinking great this is really going to be uncomfortable and what happens if she says something and I turn her down then she gets mad and claims I said something when I really didn’t? Then I’m really in trouble. So I’m just praying she doesn’t talk to me. True to form, she continues to look over her shoulder at me. At one point her teacher asked her a question and she couldn’t answer, that’s when her teacher said that if she had her textbook open and wasn’t constantly turning around in her seat she would know the answer. Now I’m really embarrassed because that means the teacher saw her constantly staring at me.
Needless to say when school was over I got the Hell out of there. I know what it’s like to be a teen and like an older adult but I never did what she did to show it. I went home and was totally freaked out and told my wife. Of course she laughed at me but for me that has never happened before by a kid. By adult women, yes but never by a 13 year old girl or even a 16 or 17 year old girl. I think to this day I am still traumatized by that.