Awesome Shot Recipes 3

Well it’s time for part 3 of the shot recipes from my Big Bad-Ass Book of Shots.

Panty Burner Shooter

1 part Advocaat

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Frangelico

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Panty Quiver

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Blackberry Brandy

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Pap Smear

1 part Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

1 part Smirnoff Vodka

Pour ingredients into a glass neat (do not chill)

Passed Out Naked On The Bathroom Floor

1 part 100-Proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Tequila

1 part 151-proof Rum

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Patriotic Blow

1 part Sloe Gin

1 part Blue Curacao

Squirt of Whipped Cream

Layer in a shot glass

Pearl Necklace

1 part Tequila Rose

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Pecker Wrecker

1 part Blackberry Brandy

1 part Crème de Noyaux

1 part 151-Proof Rum

1 part Pineapple Juice

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

A Piece Of Ass

1 part Amaretto

1 part Southern Comfort

Splash of Sour Mix

Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain into a shot glass.  Top with Sour Mix

Pierced Buttery Nipple

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Jagermeister

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Pierced Nipple

1 part Sambuca

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Poop Chute

2 parts Black Sambuca

1 part Fruit Punch

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Purple Alaskan Thunder Fuck

1 part Whiskey

1 part Southern Comfort

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Amaretto

Splash of Pineapple Juice

Splash of Sour Mix

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

Purple Elastic Thunder Fuck

1 part Vodka

1 part Crown Royal Bourbon

1 part Southern Comfort

1 part Amaretto

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

Splash of Pineapple Juice

Splash of Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

Purple Hooter

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Lemon Lime Soda

1 part Vodka

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Purple Nipple

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Melon Liqueur

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Splash of Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Pussy Juice

1 part Goldschlager

1 part Vodka

1 part Vegetable Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Red-Headed Princess

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Peach Schnapps

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Red-Headed Slut

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Peach Schnapps

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

(Yes they are the same, basically a princess is a slut…lol)

Rooster Piss

1 part Whiskey

1 part Cinnamon Schnapps

Layer into a shot glass

Rugmuncher

1 part Root Beer Schnapps

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

S H I T

1 part Sambuca

1 part Haagen Dazs Cream Liqueur

1 part Irish Mist

1 part Tequila

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Screaming Orgasm Shooter

1 part Vodka

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Irish Cream

Splash of Amaretto

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex On Acid

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Melon Liqueur

1 part Blackberry Liqueur

1 part Pineapple Juice

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

Sex On The Beach

1 part Vodka

1 part Peach Schnapps

1 part Cranberry Juice Cocktail

1 part Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex On The Lake

1 part Crème de Banana

1 part Dark Crème de Cacao

1 part Cream

Dash of Light Rum

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex At My House

1 part Amaretto

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Pineapple Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex In The Parking Lot

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Vodka

1 part Sour Apple Schnapps

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex In A Volkswagen

1 part Grenadine

1 part Sweetened Lime Juice

1 part White Tequila

Splash of 151-Proof Rum

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex Under The Moonlight

1 part Vodka

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Port

Splash of Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex Up Against The Wall Shooter

1 part Currant-flavored Vodka

1 part Pineapple Juice

1 part Sweet and Sour Mix

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sex With An Alligator

1 part Jagermeister

1 part Melon Liqueur

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Pineapple Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a glass

Sex With A Cheerleader

1 part Grenadine

1 part Melon Liqueur

1 part Peppermint Schnapps

1 part 151-Proof Rum

Layer in a shot glass.  Top with Whipped Cream

Sexual Stimulation

1 part Rum

1 part Green Crème de Menthe

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sexy Alligator

1 part Coconut Rum

1 part Melon Liqueur

1 part Pineapple Juice

1 part Jagermeister

1 part raspberry Liqueur

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

Shake That Ass

1 part Blue Curacao

1 part Banana Liqueur

1 part Sour Mix

1 part Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Silk Panties

1 part Vodka

1 part Peach Schnapps

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sit On My Face, Mary Jane

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Frangelico

1 part Crown Royal Bourbon

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sit On My Face, Sammy

1 part Crown Royal Bourbon

1 part Frangelico

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

A Sloppy Blow Job

1 part Cream

1 part Vodka

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Garnish with Whipped Cream

Slut Juice

1 part Vodka

1 part Orange Juice

1 part Lemonade

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Smooth Nipple

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Smurf On The Rag

1 part Peach Schnapps

1 part Blue Curacao

Splash of Grenadine

Shake Peach Schnapps and Blue Curacao with ice and strain into a shot glass.  Top with Whipped Cream and add a few drops of Grenadine on top

Snatch, Crackle, And Pop

1 part Grenadine

1 part Vodka

3 dashes of Pop Rocks Candy

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sperm Shot

1 part Crème de Banana

1 part Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Sperm Whale

1 part Cream

1 part Rye Whiskey

1 part Southern Comfort

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

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10 thoughts on “Awesome Shot Recipes 3

  1. ekisjan

    I had Sex in a Volkswagen once. It was my first time actually. Wait… These are shooter recipes? Wow. To make some of these you need stock like a bar… Too bad the only liquor I have in the house is Jack Daniels…

    Reply
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