Awesome Shot Recipes

So I was looking through my Big Bad-Ass Book Of Shots that I got for Christmas and found some great recipes and thought I would share them with everyone.  I probably won’t be able to get them all in one post so I may have to do a second or third post later.

Absolut Quaalude

1 part Absolut Vodka

1 part Frangelico

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Absolut Royal Fuck

2 parts Crown Royal Bourbon

1 part Absolut Kurant

1 part Peach Schnapps

Splash of Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Acid

1 part 151-proof Rum

1 part 100-proof Bourbon

Pour ingredients into a glass neat (Do not chill)

Adios Motherfucker

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Tequila

Layer in a shot glass

Adult Lit

1 part Dry Gin

1 part Vodka

1 part Light Rum

1 part Triple Sec

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Affair Shot

1 part Strawberry Schnapps

1 part Orange Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Aggressive Blow Job

1 part Grain Alcohol

3 parts Cola

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Alien Nipple

2 parts Butterscotch Schnapps

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Melon Liqueur

Add Butterscotch first, layer Irish Cream on top, and pour Melon Liqueur in the center

Angel’s Tit

1 part White Crème de Cacao

1 part Maraschino Liqueur

1 part Heavy Cream

1 Maraschino Cherry

Layer in shot glass.  Chill for a half-hour before serving and garnish with a cherry

Anus Burner

1 part Tequila

1 Jalapeno Pepper

Dash of Hot Sauce

Place slice of Jalapeno Pepper in a shot glass.  Add Tequila.  Add dashes of Hot Sauce until the shot is a deep red color

Ass

1 part Vodka

1 part Crème de Menthe

1 part Sambuca

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Barney On Acid

1 part Blue Curacao

1 part Jagermeister

Splash of Cranberry Juice Cocktail

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Bartender’s Wet Dream

1 part Grenadine

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Garnish with whipped cream

Bend Me Over

1 part Bourbon

1 part Amaretto

1 part Sweet and Sour Mix

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Big O

1 part Peppermint Schnapps

1 part Irish Cream

Layer in a shot glass

Big Unit

1 part Tequila

Splash of Blue Curacao

Layer in a shot glass

The Big V

1 part White Crème de Cacao

1 part Blue Curacao

1 part Vodka

1 part Sour Mix

Layer in a shot glass

Bikini Line

1 part Vodka

1 part Tia Maria

1 part Raspberry Liqueur

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Bloody Frog Cum

1 part Grenadine

1 part Light Rum

1 part Melon Liqueur

Splash of Irish Crème

Layer the Grenadine, Rum, and Melon in a shot glass.  Slowly dribble the Irish Cream into the bottom of the glass letting it collect

Bloody Stool

1 part Campari

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Lime Juice

1 part 151-proof Rum

Pour ingredients into a glass neat (do not chill)

Blow Job (Skilled)

1 part Vodka

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Crème de Banana

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blow Job 1

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Amaretto

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blow Job 2

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Crème de Banana

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blow Job 3

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Irish Cream

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blow Job 4

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Grand Marnier

1 part Crème de Banana

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blow Job 5

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Vodka

Layer in a shot glass.  Garnish with Whipped Cream.  Drink without using your hands!

Blue Smurf Piss

1 part Jagermeister

1 part 151-proof Rum

1 part 100-proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 part Goldschlager

1 part Blue Curacao

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass*

*Note:  Because this recipe includes many ingredients, it’s easier to make in volume, about 6 shots

Busted Cherry

1 part Coffee Liqueur

1 part Cherry Brandy

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Cum In A Pond

1 part Blue Curacao

1 part Vodka

Dash of Irish Cream

Shake Vodka and Blue Curacao with ice and strain into a shot glass.  Add a dash of Irish Cream to the center

Cum Scorcher

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps

1 part Vodka

1 part Coffee Liqueur

Dash of Irish Cream

Layer in a shot glass

Cum Shot

1 part Butterscotch Schnapps

1 part Irish Cream

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass

Cunnilingus

1 part Irish Cream

1 part Peach Schnapps

1 part Pineapple Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.  Top with Whipped Cream

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