I don’t know how many times I have been at a restaurant, grocery store, Target, Walmart, the mall, or anywhere public and there has been some kid running around acting unruly, screaming, telling their parents no, cursing their parents out, throwing hissy fits on the floor, or whatever. Instead of taking that child and spanking their ass, the parents just either ignore them and let them do and say what they want or they will just sit there say bullshit like “stop right now or your going to be in time out” or some BS like that and just continue to argue with them and letting them throw their fits and disturb everyone around them. I’m sorry but be a fucking parent. Grab that kid by the arm, turn them around and tear their ass up. I spanked my kids and they turned out ok, they aren’t gang members, serial killers, drug addicts, or anything like that. Shit I was spanked as a kid and I grew up and did 20 years in the Air Force, received more awards then I can count, excelled in every job I had. Anyone who says spanking damages your child’s psyche, I’m sorry they don’t know what they are talking about.
I was always considered the good kid, I wasn’t, I was just really good at not getting caught. Now that being said I did get my ass spanked a time or two. My grandmother, who I loved and miss dearly, was old school, when you got spanked by her it was with a handful of switches. Now the kicker was you had to go out to the peach tree and pick those switches and you didn’t dare pick the ones that broke on the first swat because you would be right back out there picking more. Now me being the intelligent child that I was, figured out one time about 10 or so, hey, I’m young, she’s old, I can out run her, so I don’t remember why I was in trouble but she happened to have switches already and came out the front door after me and I took off around the house, she followed, I ran all the way around back to the front and stopped, then I see her coming around behind me so I took off again, made it back around to the front and look back and here she comes again, after the 3rd time, she got smart, as I took off around the house, she cut through the house and came out the back screen door as I was passing by and grabbed me. Let’s just say I never ran from her again.
Now my mother, this woman was like Eddie Murphy’s mother, she would spank you with whatever she could get her hands on, be it her shoe, the flyswatter, a switch, the cat, it didn’t matter, if it was close by she grabbed it. But her ultimate means of punishment, especially if I said something I wasn’t supposed to was Caster oil, GOD I hated that stuff, it was thick, nasty, and I spent the next hour on the toilet with diarrhea.
My dad, well my dad only spanked me 1 time, but for some reason he was the one to be feared. You didn’t want to be spanked by him. It was like an urban legend, if he spanked you, your ass would hurt so bad you wouldn’t be able to sit on it for a week. So I avoided getting spanked by him at all costs. My mother would threaten me, “Do I need to tell your father what you did” “NO Ma’am, you spank, it will hurt less”. Like I said though I did get spanked 1 time though and I knew it was coming. A friend at school told me to hold my breath and it wouldn’t hurt so I thought, it can’t hurt to try. He got home, told me to put my hands on the chair, grabbed his belt, I took a deep breath, and pow, wow what do you know it didn’t hurt, pow again, still didn’t hurt, pow a third time, this shit really works. He stops, I’m waiting and waiting and nothing, I can’t hold my breath anymore so I exhale. As soon as I do, POW, THAT SHIT HURT! I started crying, saying I’m sorry. He said go to my room I was grounded for a week. I never got caught doing that again (what it was I don’t remember).
Funny as kids we avoid spankings we don’t want to be spanked their bad, then we become adults, and spankings take on a whole new meaning. Now we like it. Now we are doing someone from behind and she says spank my ass, you give it tap not wanting to hurt her and she screams harder, so you do just a little, “HARDER”, so you think fuck it and you spank that ass hard, she moans, you get into it and things are great, then the tables are reversed and you happened to be in a position where she is able to spank you, your not expecting it, and next thing you know, SMACK, hand on the ass, it stings but arousing too. Before you know it you realize you like it. Now your probably sitting over there saying how in the hell did we go from getting spanked as a kid to getting spanked as an adult, well I’ll tell you how. I’m a freaking pervert. Geez. Everyone knows this. I can’t have a post that doesn’t involve sex somehow. Only 2% of my posts or sex free.
So my point is if your kid is acting up, spank their fucking ass don’t threaten them with time outs, they aren’t going to think about what they did wrong, they are thinking about how they are going to get you back. Also, do you like spankings during sex? How often? Sometimes, All the time, Never?