Okay so lots of people have dogs. I even had them up until about 6 years ago. So I understand the concept of walking your dog or better yet if you have your own yard letting it run loose in the back yard (fenced in) and crapping everywhere. It doesn’t affect anyone but you. You go out later or if you have kids you make them go out and take the pooper scooper and clean it up. Well if your in a dog park, a regular park, or even around the neighborhood or let’s just say the apartment complex your most likely not going to carry around a pooper scooper with you. But you should have at least a plastic bag on you to pick up your dogs shit.
I mean seriously, especially in the apartment complex, kids are running around and playing. There’s not a lot of grass and seriously I don’t particularly want my kids walking into the apartment with your dog’s shit on the bottom of their shoes or worse on the bottom of my shoes. It’s not that difficult to put a plastic bag in your pocket and when your dog takes a dump wrap it around your hand, pick it up close the bag around it and throw it in the dumpster. You may know where your dog left his business but know one else does.
We have a guy who lives in the apartment across from us who has one of those really tiny lap dogs, and if you haven’t read my blog yet on small dogs, then you need too, cause I don’t like them and I explain why in that blog. Anyway, he takes that damn, yelping dog out everyday, lets it shit all over the grass, I never see him pick it up, maybe he does, maybe he doesn’t, but I don’t see him do it, then brings the dog back in yelping all 3 flights of stairs. The yelp alone makes you want to kick the thing out the 3rd floor stair window.
I swear though If I ever step in this dogs shit, just one time, I don’t care if the office is right below my apartment, I’m going to bag that dogs shit up in a brown paper bag, light it on fire, pound on their door about 13 times (because that’s what it takes for them to open their damn door. I’m serious, every time someone knocks on their door they have to knock anywhere from 13 to 15 times before they open it. I’m sure it’s because they have more people living there then what they should and their hiding everyone in closets and behind the shower curtain in the tub before they open it.) and then I’m going run in my apartment and watch through my peep hole as they stomp it out and get their own dog shit on their shoe. She how they like it. Well that’s my rant for the night. The morale of this post? Pick up your dogs shit cause you won’t like it if I step in it. Thanks for visiting. MWAAAHAHAHAHA