Clowns. Everyone knows who they are. Some people are even fooled into liking them. But reality is, clowns are just plain evil. Now we’ve all at some point see one I’m sure. Maybe at a children’s birthday party. Maybe your parents hired the demon from hell for your own 10th birthday party. Maybe you went to the circus and saw them. Who knows but with the big red shoes, red nose that was burnt from the flames of hell, the razor sharp teeth, that silly outfit, and that shit eating grin, it’s all too apparent they are in fact evil, demon spawn, agent’s of satan, whatever you want to call them.
No human can do the things they do. Can you squeeze your nose and it sound like a horn? I don’t think so. And that whole trick when they drive out in this tiny car in the middle of the ring and 30 clowns pile out, do they expect us to believe they all piled in there together and just happen to be extremely flexible? I don’t think so, a portal to hell opened up inside that thing and their just filing out one by one. Yet we think their cute, we immortilze them in figurines and dolls, unknowingly bringing their evil into the house so they can steal our bodies and drag us to the abyss or kill us and trap our souls forever.
We have all seen the movies, that is those of us who don’t pussy out every time a horror movie comes on and run to another room. Spawn, what’s in it? A demon from hell disquised as a clown. Stephen King’s IT, what was it? A freaking clown. Zombieland, at the end when he was trying to save the girls who did he run into on his way? You guessed it, zombie clown: Agent Of Evil. And who could ever forget the evil clown doll in Poltergeist who’s arms grew and wrapped around the boy dragging him under the bed.
Next time you see a clown perform or handing out balloons at a park to the little kids or you see that cute doll or figurine dressed as a clown with the smiling face, remember what you have read here today. Remember all the books, REMEMBER all the movies. They aren’t nice. They aren’t cute. They want your soul, they ARE pure evil incarnate.
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- Do You Want An Evil Birthday Clown To Terrorize Your Child? (1037litefm.radio.com)